I BELIEVE! I BELIEVE!

I believe everything that is spoken, written or any otherwise communicated by this administration.  Why, because I accept everything on face value without questioning anything.

I believe that if I make less than $250k per year, my taxes won’t go up, period – not my income tax, not my payroll tax, not my capital gains taxes, not any of my taxes.

I believe that government run healthcare will allow me to keep my current health insurance.  I believe that if I do not have health insurance, the government will provide better care at less cost.

I believe that since the stimulus package was passed with haste and without Congress being aware of what they were passing, that national unemployment will never reach 8%.  I believe that the stimulus is working as planned.

I believe that the great minds and mentors of this administration truly did misread the economy.  I believe that the stimulus is working as planned.

I believe that taxing successful companies and wealthy employers is the only way to retain jobs and create new jobs.  I believe that the stimulus is working as planned.

I believe that the nation is going to go bankrupt and that we have to spend large sums of taxpayer money to keep from going bankrupt.  I believe that the stimulus is working as planned.

I believe that 112 U.S. troops have been killed in Afghanistan since the beginning of 2009 and the 12-month total for 2008 was 155.  I believe that our government has shown resolve and strength in this war.

I believe that doubling the national debt that took 233 years to accumulate, in five months is justified.  I believe that continued spending of money we don’t have is necessary to grow the economy.  I believe that the stimulus is working as planned.

I believe that Executive Orders are meant to erase any evidence of the immediate past president if he ran under an opposing ticket.

I believe that the President of the United States of America has the authority to fire, or cause to be fired, from a civilian job any individual who opposes the administration, no matter what their capacity or industry.  I believe that it is fair to destroy companies and individuals that did not contribute large sums of money to either the DNC or the Obama presidential campaign.

And, I believe that socialism is a wonderful and viable economic, political and philosophical doctrine.  I believe we will all get along splendidly when we are living in our dirt-floor grass huts as long as we are allowed to give the majority of our earnings to the government.

I believe, because I am stupid.  I believe, because I do not pay attention or question.  I believe, because a half-black man is finally president and my guilt has at last been quelled.

November 2, 2010 is approaching faster than you might think.  PLEASE, learn the policies and voting records of the candidates and choose wisely.  Help replace as many in Congress as possible with people who will represent us.  Do not be fooled again by the oratory ability or charisma of the individual.

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