I’m sorry, but I couldn’t help myself when I read that 22 percent of California’s eighth-graders tested on a national science test passed, ranking the Golden State 47th in the nation.
The state’s public educated students did, however, receive the highest (98.72%) score on gender identity and transgender mobility.
Students, both male and female, showed inordinate skill and ability opening and applying school provided condoms on fellow classmates while blindfolded.
They received ranked #2 in tree hugging.
Math and English were in the bottom 2 percentile for the 48 continental states (that would be 56 according to our current President).
Selected study groups collaborated for up to ten minutes over a map of the United States before identifying what they believed to be the state of Utah.
They also made it into the top 10 with ecological and environmental awareness, tempered only by their love of cigarettes.
Intolerance for any views other than their own won them a rating of super-liberal.
Awareness of what their life will be under a global socialist government and Sharia law ranked at the bottom of the barrel.